My Love Smells Like Burning

Every year I buy a real live Christmas tree.  I'm not religious, but I love having the tree in my house.  It smells good!  The lights are pretty!  My cats like to chew on it!

This year I went with a zombie theme (something that will probably be repeated ad nauseam this year, just wait).

Ohhhhh... Ahhhhh...  Braaaaains...

But, as of last weekend, the tree wasn't so much zombied as mummified.  Yeah it was DEAD.  It needed to go.  Fortunately my neighborhood has a quick and dirty way of disposing of the the trees.

We burn them.



Wanna know what 200 Christmas trees on fire look like?  Wonder no more:

You're welcome.