5 days
1899 kilometers
(That's 1180 miles, people!)
An absurd amount of savory pies and coffee consumed.
One road race, accidentally entered.
And a wombat named Puffin snuggled.
I survived my traipse around Tas road trip!
It was absolutely wonderful, exactly what I think traveling should be: the freedom to go where you want and do what you want, coupled with an easy to stray from plan and barely fixed agenda.
If I had the capital, I would just buy a junker and continue my trip around the rest of Australia. Unfortunately, the flesh is willing, but the bank account is weak. Always, the details.
As it stands, I spending a relaxing week being in Hobart and then I'm back to Melbourne for a bit. The rest is still being worked out.
Also, wombats are the best animals ever. Wombat snuggles for everyone!
(world peace achieved)
Oh, and no wallabies, or any other nocturnal nibbler, was killed in the course of this road trip.
Driving on the left?
BAM.
Nailed it.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tassied Again
One thing Australia in general and Tasmania in particular does not lack is jails. Or gaols, if you're into that sort of spelling. It's not surprising, all the white people here were originally sent by the British as punishment and Tasmania was seen as the even worse punishment.
The worst of the worst offenders were sent to Port Arthur, a jail situated on the Tasman peninsula. Much like Alcatraz, nature offered a barrier between the poor souls who ended up there and the rest of the population, in this case rough, rocky terrain and freezing, shark filled waters.
This is where I was supposed to go yesterday, after seeing nature preserve full of Tasmanian Devils.
This is not where I ended up. There were no devils. There was, however, wombat poop where I ended up, but sadly, no actual wombat.
In true Tassie fashion, the tour van pulled up and the guide informed me that the Port Arthur tour had been cancelled but he was going to the Freycinet National Park and Wineglass Bay, would I like to come?
I was eventually going to go to both of these places on my road trip, and it was too late to book another day tour to Port Arthur, so I went.
This seems to be happening a lot to me on this trip. Granted, it's not the most planned or best thought out trip ever, but the plans I do make tend to fall through. The thing is, everyone involved is so nice and charming, that it's hard to remain too upset. For example, at one point the guide, Jeremy, was quizzing about where we were going. I was the only one answering because, yes I am an insufferable know-it-all ,and I hate unanswered questions.
Jeremy: You seem to know a lot about a place you weren't going.
Me: I was going to drive here on my mini road trip.
Jeremy: And now I'm saving you the trouble by chauffeuring you myself.
Me: You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Jeremy: You noticed!
See? I adore banter and people who play along with it. How could I stay mad?
Freycinet and Wineglass Bay were typical Tasmanian scenery, in that they were entirely untypical: Granite Mountains surrounded by white sand beaches, hidden coves, and boulders covered in an only-in-Tas fiery orange lichen. One of the reasons these natural wonders are as well preserved as they are is because they're not easy to get to. It certainly wasn't a Mt Wellington level sufferfest, but there was some light hiking involved. Obviously, I was dressed in my gaol going finest: jeans and a thermal hoodie.
Can we talk about hiking in jeans for a minute? Because it fucking sucks. Hey, maybe you have a magical pair of jeans that fits you and your three besties perfectly even though you're all different sizes (sooo crazy!) and they allow you to have magical experiences like screwing your super hot soccer coach, (but don't worry, it's not creepy! ) and an understanding step dad with a zillion frequent flyer miles so you and said besties can go to Greece at a moment's notice, but I do not.
No, for me hiking in jeans results in the following experience: I get hot and sweaty and suddenly it feels like they're two sizes too small and trying to choke off my legs. Then they stay moist for hours and perhaps it's just my body chemistry mingled with the cotton and dye, but there's always a faintly metallic odor that clings unpleasantly to them.
So that was the one damper on the day.
Everyone keeps pointing out that since I'm renting a car, I can drive to Port Arthur. It's in the opposite direction of where I'm going, but I may figure out a way to get there yet.
Driving. I'm pretty freaked out about it. I'll be alone. It's not like road tripping in the states. And I hesitate to drive after dark, as that is when most of the wildlife is active and I don't particularly fancy trying to clean wallaby out of a rental car grill. (I also got the extra coverage for this particular reason. Do you even know the guilt I would feel if I killed anything?)
I wrote about all of my worries to my Dad and his response was: "I have faith in your driving abilities; you drive in LA daily." So true. Thanks, Dad.
The worst of the worst offenders were sent to Port Arthur, a jail situated on the Tasman peninsula. Much like Alcatraz, nature offered a barrier between the poor souls who ended up there and the rest of the population, in this case rough, rocky terrain and freezing, shark filled waters.
This is where I was supposed to go yesterday, after seeing nature preserve full of Tasmanian Devils.
This is not where I ended up. There were no devils. There was, however, wombat poop where I ended up, but sadly, no actual wombat.
In true Tassie fashion, the tour van pulled up and the guide informed me that the Port Arthur tour had been cancelled but he was going to the Freycinet National Park and Wineglass Bay, would I like to come?
I was eventually going to go to both of these places on my road trip, and it was too late to book another day tour to Port Arthur, so I went.
This seems to be happening a lot to me on this trip. Granted, it's not the most planned or best thought out trip ever, but the plans I do make tend to fall through. The thing is, everyone involved is so nice and charming, that it's hard to remain too upset. For example, at one point the guide, Jeremy, was quizzing about where we were going. I was the only one answering because, yes I am an insufferable know-it-all ,and I hate unanswered questions.
Jeremy: You seem to know a lot about a place you weren't going.
Me: I was going to drive here on my mini road trip.
Jeremy: And now I'm saving you the trouble by chauffeuring you myself.
Me: You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Jeremy: You noticed!
See? I adore banter and people who play along with it. How could I stay mad?
Freycinet and Wineglass Bay were typical Tasmanian scenery, in that they were entirely untypical: Granite Mountains surrounded by white sand beaches, hidden coves, and boulders covered in an only-in-Tas fiery orange lichen. One of the reasons these natural wonders are as well preserved as they are is because they're not easy to get to. It certainly wasn't a Mt Wellington level sufferfest, but there was some light hiking involved. Obviously, I was dressed in my gaol going finest: jeans and a thermal hoodie.
Can we talk about hiking in jeans for a minute? Because it fucking sucks. Hey, maybe you have a magical pair of jeans that fits you and your three besties perfectly even though you're all different sizes (sooo crazy!) and they allow you to have magical experiences like screwing your super hot soccer coach, (but don't worry, it's not creepy! ) and an understanding step dad with a zillion frequent flyer miles so you and said besties can go to Greece at a moment's notice, but I do not.
No, for me hiking in jeans results in the following experience: I get hot and sweaty and suddenly it feels like they're two sizes too small and trying to choke off my legs. Then they stay moist for hours and perhaps it's just my body chemistry mingled with the cotton and dye, but there's always a faintly metallic odor that clings unpleasantly to them.
So that was the one damper on the day.
Everyone keeps pointing out that since I'm renting a car, I can drive to Port Arthur. It's in the opposite direction of where I'm going, but I may figure out a way to get there yet.
Driving. I'm pretty freaked out about it. I'll be alone. It's not like road tripping in the states. And I hesitate to drive after dark, as that is when most of the wildlife is active and I don't particularly fancy trying to clean wallaby out of a rental car grill. (I also got the extra coverage for this particular reason. Do you even know the guilt I would feel if I killed anything?)
I wrote about all of my worries to my Dad and his response was: "I have faith in your driving abilities; you drive in LA daily." So true. Thanks, Dad.
Monday, April 15, 2013
That Which Does Not Kill You (serves to remind you what a puny, insignificant worm you really are)
Currently in Hobart, having fled the vampire filled Launceston.
So maybe it's a good thing that I didn't do the Overland Track, after all, I nearly killed myself yesterday hiking up Mt Wellington. And that was just a day hike.
Let me explain: as with all things that almost kill you it seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean, hell, a bus deposits you halfway up to the trail head, how hard could it be?
I fully confess that what follows is all entirely my own fault.
So yeah, it seemed foolproof, take a city bus to the trail head ($5) and then spend the day hiking up to the summit, enjoy views, take pictures, hike down. Cheapest, awesomest day ever!
There were dubious beginnings. First, I had trouble even getting a bus pass - why does no one in Hobart want to take my money? The rest of the country seems comfortable enough with that act. Then I had to wait 35 minutes for the appropriate bus, which isn't a big deal, but as the bus ride was another 30 minutes, it put me at a later start then what I had originally planned.
I didn't have a good map, just the one in my travel guide that's only 2/3 of a page and cut off around the edges. I didn't even have a realistic estimate how long it would take to get to the top: the lady at the bus station - 2 hours, the dudes at my hostel - 1 hour, the sign at the trail head - 3 hours.
All of this adds up to Catherine rethinking this undertaking and doing it at a later date, right? Wrong. I was hell bent on scaling this mountain, on this particular day.
And then I did perhaps one of the stupidest things of my adult life.
I didn't fill up my canteen before I set out.
That's basic. That's one of the first things you do before every hike, even the ones you've been on a million times. I have no explanation. Like I said, it was an act of stupidity beyond what I normally inflict upon myself.
From the bus stop, there were several dark, ominous trails that snaked through the woods. None of them were marked as summit trails, so I picked the middle one and set off. I don't consider myself an especially experienced hiker - I do my fair share of hiking in LA, but I'm not blazing new trails through the Southern California wilderness. Mt Wellington, it should be noted, is 1270 meters tall. That's roughly 4167 feet. I have never particularly paid attention to the elevation gained and lost on my favorite trails, so I'm not sure how it stacks up.
Within the first 30 minutes it was obvious I had desperately underestimated the difficulty of the trail. I guess because it's so accessible to the biggest city in Tas, I assumed it would be easy.
What followed was three hours of ascent; steep, rocky trails that had me sweaty profusely and a constant wind chilling me to the bone. Of course I ran out of water. I kept pushing upward because I knew it was possible to drive to the top and I figured I could follow the road back down. About halfway to the top, I started getting dizzy spells and was afraid to try to clamber down the loose boulders.
Sitting in a warm library, it's hard to stress how scary it really was. I only saw maybe half a dozen people on the trail the entire time. What would have happened if I had truly been in distress?
I made it to the top and snapped a few pictures (bragging rights and a humility reminder). I happened to see an older couple taking each others pictures and I stopped and offered to take a picture of them together. We started talking and I told them about my ordeal, they insisted on driving me down.
I have never been so grateful in my entire life. I may have cried. In the bathroom of course. They saved me probably a cold and uncomfortable hour walking down to the bus stop and who knows how long waiting for the bus.
It took several hours and a hot shower to chase the chills away completely. I treated myself to a dinner of fish and chips, because nothing says congratulations on living like fried carbohydrates.
As for my next adventure, I set on Friday to see more of the island. In a car. Driving in Australia. Keep your fingers crossed.
So maybe it's a good thing that I didn't do the Overland Track, after all, I nearly killed myself yesterday hiking up Mt Wellington. And that was just a day hike.
Let me explain: as with all things that almost kill you it seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean, hell, a bus deposits you halfway up to the trail head, how hard could it be?
I fully confess that what follows is all entirely my own fault.
So yeah, it seemed foolproof, take a city bus to the trail head ($5) and then spend the day hiking up to the summit, enjoy views, take pictures, hike down. Cheapest, awesomest day ever!
There were dubious beginnings. First, I had trouble even getting a bus pass - why does no one in Hobart want to take my money? The rest of the country seems comfortable enough with that act. Then I had to wait 35 minutes for the appropriate bus, which isn't a big deal, but as the bus ride was another 30 minutes, it put me at a later start then what I had originally planned.
I didn't have a good map, just the one in my travel guide that's only 2/3 of a page and cut off around the edges. I didn't even have a realistic estimate how long it would take to get to the top: the lady at the bus station - 2 hours, the dudes at my hostel - 1 hour, the sign at the trail head - 3 hours.
All of this adds up to Catherine rethinking this undertaking and doing it at a later date, right? Wrong. I was hell bent on scaling this mountain, on this particular day.
And then I did perhaps one of the stupidest things of my adult life.
I didn't fill up my canteen before I set out.
That's basic. That's one of the first things you do before every hike, even the ones you've been on a million times. I have no explanation. Like I said, it was an act of stupidity beyond what I normally inflict upon myself.
From the bus stop, there were several dark, ominous trails that snaked through the woods. None of them were marked as summit trails, so I picked the middle one and set off. I don't consider myself an especially experienced hiker - I do my fair share of hiking in LA, but I'm not blazing new trails through the Southern California wilderness. Mt Wellington, it should be noted, is 1270 meters tall. That's roughly 4167 feet. I have never particularly paid attention to the elevation gained and lost on my favorite trails, so I'm not sure how it stacks up.
Within the first 30 minutes it was obvious I had desperately underestimated the difficulty of the trail. I guess because it's so accessible to the biggest city in Tas, I assumed it would be easy.
What followed was three hours of ascent; steep, rocky trails that had me sweaty profusely and a constant wind chilling me to the bone. Of course I ran out of water. I kept pushing upward because I knew it was possible to drive to the top and I figured I could follow the road back down. About halfway to the top, I started getting dizzy spells and was afraid to try to clamber down the loose boulders.
Sitting in a warm library, it's hard to stress how scary it really was. I only saw maybe half a dozen people on the trail the entire time. What would have happened if I had truly been in distress?
I made it to the top and snapped a few pictures (bragging rights and a humility reminder). I happened to see an older couple taking each others pictures and I stopped and offered to take a picture of them together. We started talking and I told them about my ordeal, they insisted on driving me down.
I have never been so grateful in my entire life. I may have cried. In the bathroom of course. They saved me probably a cold and uncomfortable hour walking down to the bus stop and who knows how long waiting for the bus.
It took several hours and a hot shower to chase the chills away completely. I treated myself to a dinner of fish and chips, because nothing says congratulations on living like fried carbohydrates.
As for my next adventure, I set on Friday to see more of the island. In a car. Driving in Australia. Keep your fingers crossed.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
In Tasmania
Well I made it.
I am actually in Tasmania.
Let's just take a moment, shall we?
It was not quite the triumphant arrival I was hoping for. For one, I flew at night, thus depriving myself of that first bird's eye view of Tas. It was nearly 10pm by the time I collected my bag and headed out of the airport, only to find that the promised shuttle that "meets every incoming flight" did not, in fact, meet flights after sunset. And the taxis charge more after dark.
Does Tas have a plague of sparkle vamps I don't know about? Are there ruffians about? Highwaymen? I really don't understand the concept of prices rising as the sun sets. At this point my options were pay the premium to get to the hostel I'd already paid for or sleep in the airport.
I probably should have chosen airport.
After I handed over my $50 for the 14km ride (say it with me now: OUCH), I decided that I needed a drink.
Unfortunately, downtown Launceston isn't exactly a happening place after dark. (There must be vampires.) The only place I could find serving anything was an absurdly well lit Keno parlor (I KNOW - Keno still exists and people still play it?!?).
I ordered a pint of Boag's, the local brew, and scanned the room. The situation was ripe for poor choices and regrettable decisions. Sadly, I was the most attractive person in the room and the only person not feeding quarters into slot machines.
Since they didn't serve any hard liquor (what?) and I didn't want to drink anymore beer - hey, I'm on the top bunk, it's annoying climbing into and out of the bunk to go to the bathroom AND I have to remember the key because the bathroom is down the hall - I just left.
Defeated, I went back to the hostel. It was only 11pm and a total ghost town. Not a creature was stirring. Except for the vampires. So I went to bed.
This morning, I was woken early by the other girls in the dorm. I hiked around Cataract Gorge and got my first look at Tassie proper. It is beautiful and unlike any place I've ever been. Imagine if the Pacific Northwest portion of the States had an affair with England and the resulting baby was banished to the southern hemisphere and filled with animals that have pouches and hop, and that's basically Tasmania.
And now for my least favorite activity: MAKING DECISIONS. Do I hike the Overland Track, aka the hike I've been telling everyone is my reason for this trip, or do I rent a car and see more of the island? Or do I say fuck it and just book another bus tour? All I know is the hostel is only paid through tomorrow morning, so I need to decide fast.
I am actually in Tasmania.
Let's just take a moment, shall we?
It was not quite the triumphant arrival I was hoping for. For one, I flew at night, thus depriving myself of that first bird's eye view of Tas. It was nearly 10pm by the time I collected my bag and headed out of the airport, only to find that the promised shuttle that "meets every incoming flight" did not, in fact, meet flights after sunset. And the taxis charge more after dark.
Does Tas have a plague of sparkle vamps I don't know about? Are there ruffians about? Highwaymen? I really don't understand the concept of prices rising as the sun sets. At this point my options were pay the premium to get to the hostel I'd already paid for or sleep in the airport.
I probably should have chosen airport.
After I handed over my $50 for the 14km ride (say it with me now: OUCH), I decided that I needed a drink.
Unfortunately, downtown Launceston isn't exactly a happening place after dark. (There must be vampires.) The only place I could find serving anything was an absurdly well lit Keno parlor (I KNOW - Keno still exists and people still play it?!?).
I ordered a pint of Boag's, the local brew, and scanned the room. The situation was ripe for poor choices and regrettable decisions. Sadly, I was the most attractive person in the room and the only person not feeding quarters into slot machines.
Since they didn't serve any hard liquor (what?) and I didn't want to drink anymore beer - hey, I'm on the top bunk, it's annoying climbing into and out of the bunk to go to the bathroom AND I have to remember the key because the bathroom is down the hall - I just left.
Defeated, I went back to the hostel. It was only 11pm and a total ghost town. Not a creature was stirring. Except for the vampires. So I went to bed.
This morning, I was woken early by the other girls in the dorm. I hiked around Cataract Gorge and got my first look at Tassie proper. It is beautiful and unlike any place I've ever been. Imagine if the Pacific Northwest portion of the States had an affair with England and the resulting baby was banished to the southern hemisphere and filled with animals that have pouches and hop, and that's basically Tasmania.
And now for my least favorite activity: MAKING DECISIONS. Do I hike the Overland Track, aka the hike I've been telling everyone is my reason for this trip, or do I rent a car and see more of the island? Or do I say fuck it and just book another bus tour? All I know is the hostel is only paid through tomorrow morning, so I need to decide fast.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Busing it
I'm always conflicted by taking bus tours of places. On one hand, it's probably the cheapest and easiest way to see a vast majority of the local sights and someone else has to deal with the details. On the other, it feels like a copout. Aren't I supposed to be a Kerouacian figure with just a satchel on my back and my thumb out, trying to make my way in the big, bad world?
Why yes, I did read On the Road at a really impressionable age. (And then I never read it again, which makes me curious how it holds up for the adult, tax paying me.)
My terror of getting sunburned keeps me standing on the sides of roads for long periods of time (because what else could happen standing on the side of the road looking vulnerable in a foreign country? Nothing, right?), so I decided to take a bus tour of the Great Ocean Road.
The Great Ocean Road, for those of you too lazy to google, is a stretch of highway along the dramatic Victorian coastline. It was built by soldiers returning from World War I, and meanders from Torquay to Apollo Bay and beyond, about 250 km in all. I was told I was not to leave Australia without seeing it.
It is, in fact, pretty great. It reminded me somewhat of the PCH in California, but we don't have the limestone stacks of the 12 Apostles, or Koala Bears just hanging out in trees. There are pictures - which I still can't access. Wi-fi is quaint here. Web design an afterthought. So I'm saving the details of the trip for later.
Travelling along the GOR was the first time I had really been outside of urban areas since I got here. It was lovely to get out into the countryside; I'm leaving for Tasmania tonight, so I think that won't be much of a problem soon.
What really strikes me about bus tours is that you're stuck in a small space with strangers for a really long day (or days depending on the trip), 14 hours in this case.
I have a friend who insists on every journey, you need a nemesis, someone you can funnel all of your irritations of travel towards. I generally don't have to search for a nemesis, they usually find me.
A trio of French girls. They were absurdly bright and giggly for so early in the morning. And they clearly knew each other, since they got on at the same hostel. They never stopped talking - not once in the entire 14 hours. At first, I was impressed by the sheer amount of words they were generating. By about hour 8, I was shocked they had anything left to say. How had they not used all of the conversation in the entire world?
It is entirely possible that I can understand the language now.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
My Kingdom for a Map
I have left the hustle of Sydney behind and am about to start my second full day in Melbourne. I wish I could say I was enjoying it more. Maybe there was too much hype; everyone told me Melbourne would be my town. It's full of coffee shops and markets and gardens, what else does a Catherine need?
A map, it turns out. A comprehensive map, instead of the piecemeal neighborhood maps that don't entirely connect. Because why would anyone need to know how to get from one neighborhood to the next?
And decent weather. It was overcast when I landed, burned off and got humid as I was trudging to my hostel, and then poured rain when I went out to explore.
It's not like I'm not actually enjoying myself; there is a lot of good coffee here. And the proprietors of said shops generally are fine with me sipping and reading to my heart's content. It's just - I knew it was coming, I just didn't expect it quite this soon. I'm not homesick, per se, but more annoyed with the effort it takes to do things that I don't think twice of doing at home. Let me explain.
I don't know where anything is: going to the post office yesterday was a quest of such tactical proportions that invasions have needed less plotting. There were multiple maps to check, routes to plan, tram schedules to verify. Really.
Everything is hugely expensive here. Witness my $18 movie in Sydney or my $4 ice cream cone (hey - you would want a treat if you had just planned the postal equivalent of D-day). Why I actually handed money over for it, I don't know. I think it was more out of habit than thought. It was just a crappy drugstore ice cream cone, the kind wrapped in paper and sold out of ice cream trucks at the beach. I didn't even enjoy it.
The wi-fi. Allegedly, Melbourne has city wide hotspots, where you can just hang out and use the wi-fi for free! It's even marked on the map(s). Despite having gone out of my way twice to use it, it has never worked. Since the internet is my sole form of communication with friends and family, this is upsetting. WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS, MELBOURNE???
If a Catherine visits a fry shop named Lord of the Fries and does not tweet about it, did she really eat those fries?
I can't help but feel like I'm doing this wrong. Granted, it's my trip, I'm the only one who has to live through it or carry the memories (with apologies to anyone who feels the need to suffer through this blog), so whatever I choose to do or not do only affects me. But I haven't seen any of the countryside yet, none of the natural wonders one associates with Australia. Am I failing as a backpacker?
Now if you'll excuse me, it's actually supposed to be sunny today, so I'm going to find a public garden to read and nap in.
A map, it turns out. A comprehensive map, instead of the piecemeal neighborhood maps that don't entirely connect. Because why would anyone need to know how to get from one neighborhood to the next?
And decent weather. It was overcast when I landed, burned off and got humid as I was trudging to my hostel, and then poured rain when I went out to explore.
It's not like I'm not actually enjoying myself; there is a lot of good coffee here. And the proprietors of said shops generally are fine with me sipping and reading to my heart's content. It's just - I knew it was coming, I just didn't expect it quite this soon. I'm not homesick, per se, but more annoyed with the effort it takes to do things that I don't think twice of doing at home. Let me explain.
I don't know where anything is: going to the post office yesterday was a quest of such tactical proportions that invasions have needed less plotting. There were multiple maps to check, routes to plan, tram schedules to verify. Really.
Everything is hugely expensive here. Witness my $18 movie in Sydney or my $4 ice cream cone (hey - you would want a treat if you had just planned the postal equivalent of D-day). Why I actually handed money over for it, I don't know. I think it was more out of habit than thought. It was just a crappy drugstore ice cream cone, the kind wrapped in paper and sold out of ice cream trucks at the beach. I didn't even enjoy it.
The wi-fi. Allegedly, Melbourne has city wide hotspots, where you can just hang out and use the wi-fi for free! It's even marked on the map(s). Despite having gone out of my way twice to use it, it has never worked. Since the internet is my sole form of communication with friends and family, this is upsetting. WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS, MELBOURNE???
If a Catherine visits a fry shop named Lord of the Fries and does not tweet about it, did she really eat those fries?
I can't help but feel like I'm doing this wrong. Granted, it's my trip, I'm the only one who has to live through it or carry the memories (with apologies to anyone who feels the need to suffer through this blog), so whatever I choose to do or not do only affects me. But I haven't seen any of the countryside yet, none of the natural wonders one associates with Australia. Am I failing as a backpacker?
Now if you'll excuse me, it's actually supposed to be sunny today, so I'm going to find a public garden to read and nap in.
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